Extremely Funny

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Practice makes perfect.
But nobody’s perfect.
so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.